Whenever Mom's cleaning up one of my many messes, I like to stand nearby (like a few paws away) just so I can assess the situation. One never knows when a lonely paper towel roll could be left behind. You know what I'm talkin' about right?
Well, I hit the jackpot the other day! Just as Mom was performing her motherly cleaning duty, I swiftly lunged in and grabbed the roll.
What is my goal, you're wondering? Hmmm....let's just say I like to see how many pieces I can shred this paper dognip in before Mom gets her mitts on it!
Burp! That was good stuff, Mom. Sorry 'bout the mess.